makin jade do all the work jfc some texas gentleman u are
Get ready to lay 50 eggs
Shinji you need to stop being this cute.
I’m not like other girls. I’m male
A flop. Big budget comedy textposter officialunitedstates has done it again. Like it because you must, but refrain from reblogging. The “I’m not like other girls” schtick has been done tirelessly by users who have more love and passion for the gimmick than he.
i feel like there’s a twelve year old stuck in my computer
THIS WAS HILARIOUS THIS SITE IS LIKE CAPITALISM I WILL NEVER SUCEED
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
omfg this is the best piece of satire i have read in eons.
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
target is getting so chill